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Accessed at Discover Magazine here. Ice Borer Swarm A mass of tiny, wrinkled, rodent like creatures surge forth. Tusks protrude from their mouths, and their heads bear a swollen bladder that glows red with internal heat.

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A short article on the Hotheaded Naked Ice Borer first appeared in the April issue of Discover magazine; [1] the article was written by Tim Folgerthen an editor at the magazine. Folger wrote several other April Fool stories for the magazine, including a basketball-sized particle named the "bigon", [2] and the discovery of prehistoric musical instruments— rhinoceros bladder bagpipes, a mastodon-tusk tuba, and a bone triangle—supposedly used by Neanderthals. The article carried a purported photo of a Naked mole rat-like creature with a bony growth protruding from its head.

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The Hotheaded Naked Ice Borer is a small mole-like mammal and a gregarious predator discovered by Aprile Pazzo during an Antarctic research exploration in along the remote coast of the Ross Sea of Antarctica. Bearing a forward cranial projection rich in blood vessels which gets heated enough to allow it to melt the surrounding ice; the Ice Borer lurks underground in groups and attacks prey from below by melting the ice away and letting the unfortunate targets sink in, directly into the voracious jaws of the attackers. Its victims range from penguins to unsuspecting explorers. It has been proposed that Philippe Poisson, who disappeared mysteriously in Antarctica inmight have had such fate.

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Folger wrote several other April Fool stories for the magazine, including a basketball-sized particle named the "bigon", [2] and the discovery of prehistoric musical instruments— rhinoceros bladder bagpipes, a mastodon-tusk tuba, and a bone triangle—supposedly used by Neanderthals. The article carried a purported photo of a Naked mole rat-like creature with a bony growth protruding from its head. According to the article, this animal had recently been discovered in Antarctica.

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Back to Main Page. Aprile Pazzo, a noted wildlife biologist, had found a fascinating new Antarctic species: the hotheaded naked ice borer. These bizarre creatures were each about half a foot long, very light, and had a bony plate attached to their head that could become burning hot, allowing them to bore tunnels through ice at high speeds.

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Some of the best April Fool's Day pranks and hoaxes have been based in science and math. Discover magazine fooled numerous readers with its April article by Tim Folger about the recently discovered bigon particle, which appears and disappears within millionths of a second—and is the size of a bowling ball. And Google has become well known for its annual hoaxes, such as last year's Gmail Motion Betaa program enabling you to control Gmail with body gestures.

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April 01, Aprile Rooz, a noted wildlife biologist, had found a fascinating new Arctic species: the hotheaded naked ice borer. These bizarre creatures were each about half a foot long, very light, and had a bony plate attached to their head that could become burning hot, allowing them to bore tunnels through ice at high speeds.

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When several oil company researches went missing in Antarcticathe company tried covering it up with the excuse of shifting ice. T joined the expedition where, after discovering a Baby Borer, they were soon attacked by several adults. Massive in size, they cornered Nick and Monique before Godzilla arrived to save them. It took five of the behemoths, but they managed to drag Godzilla down into the slush created by their high body heat and ice.

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